Random thoughts... 17.12.2003

2003-12-17

Another Boris Dittrich hot air balloon...

Dutch MP Boris Dittrich just floated another hot air balloon. According to Boris the Queen should no longer read the government's speech at the opening of the parliamentary year. Instead, (according to Boris) the Prime Minister should read the speech because "he writes the speech, and not the Queen"...

Sigh....

(It's no wonder D66 (Boris' political party) has been diminished to something like six seats in the lower house...)

Dear Boris: IT DOES NOT MATTER!!!!!

It is not important. It is a matter of protocol. Everybody knows that the Queen does not write the speech, but she is still the Head of Government. If we would be a republic again (I am a stout republican, but that is beside the point now) the President would read out the speech.

And do you really think JP the MP (Jan-Peter Balkenende is the current PM of out Kingdom) writes the speech himself? Come on! It is a joint effort! Before you know it we have the entire cabinet singing the speech a capella! Or maybe put up a nice blonde secretary of the Ministery of General Affairs (the PM's ministery) read the speech on nationwide TV (because she typed it out)!

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Zinloos Høken...

Dutch language entry

In het kader van zinloze opmerkingen hoorde ik net op de radio dat "høken" plezier maken is "zonder geweld". Dus, in de woorden van de verslaggeefster "zinloos høken is niet mogelijk...."

Radio 3 op zijn best...

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New from Muppet Labs: The Orgynizer

The must-have for every tired CEO or yup: the Orgynizer: an organizer that can be used to schedule your orgies!

All orgynizers are connected to one another through state-of-the-art wireless Internet technology so that you can be sure that you never miss an orgy somewhere.

Schedule orgies with friends, relatives or complete strangers! Be informed instantly if there is an orgy going on in your vicinity!!!

The Muppet Labs Orgynizer: Never have sex without it!

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